Claim the
sunbeam.
Warm spot first. Questions never.
FELIS DOMESTICUS MAXIMUS / 001
The house
was never yours.
The indoor apex predator has entered the building. Lazy, territorial, and somehow already in charge.
I
LIVE
HERE
LIVE
HERE
HOUSE CAT
PORTRAIT / 001
PORTRAIT / 001
01 A roommate with fangs.
PAY RENT IN TREATS✦GUARD THE BAG✦DON'T MOVE THE CAT✦PAY RENT IN TREATS✦GUARD THE BAG
FIELD NOTES / INSIDE THE HOUSE
THE OCCUPANCY / DAY ONE
He didn't
arrive.
He took over.
The room was quiet. The light was right. The lease was apparently negotiable.
THE HOUSEHOLD / A SHORT HISTORY
Every empire starts with a squatter.
Before kings, before banks, before charts went red and green, there was a cat on a windowsill. It did not ask to be let in. It claimed the warmest square of floor and never left.
Humans called it a pet. That was the first lie.
$HOUSECAT is the animal on-chain: cute enough to screenshot, mean enough to trend, and completely unbothered by your thesis.
HOUSE RULES / NON-NEGOTIABLE
Claim the
Guard the
bag.
Zero urgency. Full control. Keep the treats close.
Knock the thesis
off the table.
Gravity remains undefeated.
THE COIN / HOUSEHOLD ISSUE 001
$HOUSECAT
A pure meme coin for the most successful parasite in human history.
SPECIESFelis domesticus maximus
ALIGNMENTChaotic neutral / snack-driven
DOMAINCouches, keyboards, liquidity pools
NO SAVIOR COMPLEXNO JUNGLE MYTHJUST INDOOR POWER
THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED
You're not adopting a coin.
You're paying rent.
The Household is being assembled. Bring treats. Leave urgency at the door.
Read the house rules ↗